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Thursday, 26 July 2012

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There should really be a warning before any going-in by Jennifer Lopez takes place. Judging by the video, a preview of which we saw earlier this week, the catastrophic side effects include:


- The spontaneous explosion of anything that looks like paint, chalk, artificially colored powder or, really, anything filmable

- Cars upending themselves of their own free will

- People breaking out in synchronized moves on the escalator

- People leaving their cars in the middle of traffic breaking out into seconds-long block parties

- Songs becoming fused to one another by the sheer force of J. Lo’s clout

- Gratuitous butt shots

- Wolf attacks that force people to hide in parachutes bright enough to distract them

- Flo Rida being Flo Rida


Luckily, you know exactly when J. Lo might be planning to go in. The trigger is blowing out the seeds of a dandelion with bejeweled lips. So, uh, be really careful if you find anyone doing that. Guard the art room, at least. That plac is going to be a mess.






The post Watch Jennifer Lopez As a Weapon of Colorful Destruction in “Goin’ In” appeared first on Popdust.




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